american food complaints

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- In India, it's common for people to eat mostly Indian dishes.
- In Thailand, it's common for people to eat mostly Thai dishes.
- In Japan, it's common for people to eat mostly Japanese dishes.
- In Indonesia, it's common for people to eat mostly Indonesian dishes.

 

So, many people around the world have the impression that Americans mainly eat "American food", and the only kinds they're familiar with are hamburgers, fries, and pizza, which means Americans eat those every day. (Around 1/3 of Americans eat fast food in a day, of any kind.)

But America is something of an exception in how much of its food culture is taken from other countries. There are Mexican restaurants, Chinese restaurants, Indian restaurants, and so on, to a greater extent than in most countries. This makes it harder to talk about "American food culture" in general, but there are still some common themes that are somewhat specific to America and found in both fast food and hipster restaurants. Unfortunately, as is often the case with American culture, the things I like happen on an individual or subculture level, while the overall trends are things I dislike. Here are some of them.

 


trans fats

If I wrote this post a few years ago, I'd be complaining extensively about partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, but it was finally banned at the start of 2020. Still, I wanted to at least mention it; one of my grandfathers died from a heart attack that was probably related to how much McDonald's his wife fed him.

Yes, that's been used around the world, but the USA was where it became popular, it spread from the USA around the world, and at least some countries banned it earlier. Margarine even used to be marketed as "healthier" than butter because it had less saturated fat, but of course it wasn't, and saturated fat intake isn't even particularly relevant to atherosclerosis, which is a fundamentally autoinflammatory disease.

 

 

burnt food

Some celebrities hire Francis Mallmann to burn their food. Here's a guy sticking a steak in a fire and getting ash all over it.

Places like the NYT started writing articles about how burning food is good. That trickled down, and it's still around: deliberately burning food is definitely a trend in American hipster restaurants today. That's bad food, not just in my opinion but objectively. It's not just bad food culture, it's a condemnation of the system that generates American culture in general.

You might reply that "de gustibus non est disputandum" but if I can't say that burnt food is objectively bad, then those magazines can't say it's objectively good either. It's not like all those people spontaneously decided to start burning their food: they got memed into it, and I'm doing my part to meme people back out of it.

Other people instead reply that burning food is objectively good because it "adds flavor". That's technically true: it adds "cancer" flavor, because what you've added is compounds (like PAHs, HCAs, and nitrosamines) that increase your chance of getting cancer. Some people are proud of having acquired a taste for burnt food, but if you're going to acquire a taste for something that involves spending money to burn stuff and increase your cancer risk, maybe you should just start smoking cigarettes instead.

Some people have a natural predisposition towards a bit of smoky flavor because prehistoric humans cooked things over open fires, and that's understandable - but then you see hipsters getting burnt food together with quinoa and kale, which "taste kind of bad but are really healthy".

 

 

quinoa

Unlike some plant proteins, quinoa is a "complete protein", meaning that it contains all nine essential amino acids that our bodies cannot make on their own. OK, so quinoa contains every amino acid you need. So does "wheat and beans". So does "rice and lentils". There's absolutely no reason why you need to get all your amino acids from one single grain, and getting all your protein from quinoa would be stupid because it doesn't have very much protein.

If quinoa isn't particularly healthy, then why did it become a fad? Well, it has several important attributes for that:

- It's not hard to incorporate into meals, yet it's easily distinguishable from the standard options.
- It's not very expensive for American hipsters.
- It has a vaguely unpleasant taste, which some people think means it's healthy.

 

It tastes slightly unpleasant because it has residual saponins even if the coating is removed. Those saponins taste bad because they're bad for you - except perhaps in specific situations where you're trying to kill cancer cells, but chemotherapy isn't usually a good goal for diets.

"Health foods" are generally scams. You know what's actually healthy? Not burning your food.

 

 

cinnamon

While I'm an American myself, I've come to agree with some of the complaints Europeans often have about American food culture, such as "Americans use too much cinnamon".

The flavor of cinnamon comes largely from cinnamaldehyde and cinnamic acid, which were so named because...cinnamon contains them. Are those antioxidants? No. They're anti-microbials. Cinnamon inhibits bacterial growth. That's what it does for you. But what do Americans do? They make cinnamon rolls where cinnamon-sugar paste is put inside the food. It's not accomplishing anything, it's just flavor.

So, why do Americans like that flavor, more than Europeans? That's because American kids grew up eating sugary stuff with cinnamon. There's an unconscious reasoning that happens:

1) This has sugar, so it's probably a fruit.
2) This compound is in things that are probably fruits, and fruits tend to be good for you for evolutionary reasons.
3) Therefore, these compounds are probably good for you, at least if they're combined with sugar.

 

But that's wrong! A cinnamon roll is not a fruit! You've been fooled!

Do you like cinnamon when it's not combined with sugar? If not, is it really cinnamon per se that you like?

 

 

food coloring

Another common comment that Europeans make about American food is that it has an unnecessary amount of food coloring. I can taste most artificial food colorings, and they don't taste very good, so I'm inclined to agree.

In terms of health effects, I'm mostly concerned about azo dyes. Azo compounds are mostly metabolized by reduction to 2 amines, and some of the resulting aromatic amines are easily oxidized to radicals and thus presumably carcinogenic via DNA modification. At least large molecules and compounds with many sulfonate groups are less likely to be absorbed through the gut or get inside cells, but some food colorings are pretty concerning. For example, American oranges are often sprayed with Citrus Red 2 to make them more orange, and some people use orange zest.

 

 

high-fructose corn syrup

In America, Coca-Cola uses high-fructose corn syrup, while in Mexico it uses cane sugar. That's because America subsidizes corn production and has tariffs on cane sugar imports, due to the political influence of corn growers. There are also government limits ("marketing allotments") on the amount of sugar each processor is allowed to sell per year.

Fructose and glucose are metabolized the same way, so does it matter? Yes, somewhat. High blood sugar levels are bad because sugar is can react with things, and fructose is somewhat more reactive than glucose or sucrose. Cane sugar also has a bit of molasses flavor, which I personally like.

I'd like Coca-Cola better if it used cane sugar, but I still wouldn't drink it; my preferred drink is usually high-quality green tea, which I make myself from loose leaves. So, I'm not really the target market and they don't have much reason to care about my opinion.

 

 

super-hoppy beers

For maybe 10 years now, "hoppy IPAs are too popular in America" has been a recurring complaint by some beer drinkers. I don't have anything original to add, but this is my blog and I can complain about what I want.

The reason this is so contentious is the allegation that a lot of people buying super-hoppy beers are being pretentious - that hoppy IPAs are bought by people who think drinking something with higher IBU makes them a "connoisseur", but don't actually like them very much, or don't even think that beer is something you're supposed to like drinking rather than just a way to get drunk. Most kids don't like the taste of beer because it's bitter, but that doesn't mean that drinking the most bitter beer you can find makes you more mature. Expertise isn't "doing the opposite of what novices do".

Obviously people don't like to be accused of being pretentious posers, but there are pretentious posers in every cultural sphere.

Also, hops are related to marijuana and have some related compounds that probably have a (weaker) psychoactive effect. So that's probably part of why some people like very hoppy beers.

 

 

non-plates

Some restaurants like to put food on things that aren't plates. I think this is a primarily American phenomenon. I'll just link to the WeWantPlates subreddit and one of my personal favorites there.

 


kombucha

There are people out there who take perfectly good tea, ferment it, and then claim it's healthy because "it contains antioxidants". The antioxidants were already there, they weren't made by fermentation.

Fermenting tea doesn't make it any healthier; fermentation just makes it worse and takes more effort. The fermentation makes acetic acid and CO2, not antioxidants, and fermenting tea can produce mycotoxins, which...are bad.

 


corn-fed beef

Normally, cows eat grass, microbes ferment it to lactic and butyric acid, and then cows get energy from those acids. This involves a lot of intermediate conversion from lactic acid to glucose.

If you feed cows starches (like corn) and antibiotics to kill the microbes that would normally ferment it, they can absorb sugars directly, and can gain weight more quickly than they can from eating grass. This saves money by saving time, but also, when cows gain weight more quickly, they have more fat distributed in the muscle, which is "better marbling" and often considered the sole determinant of beef quality in America. Is that really the only important thing about beef? I personally don't think it's that important at all.

Corn is also easily storable, more so than hay. And of course, America subsidizes corn production. When you put all this together, most cows in the US are fed corn (and soybeans for protein) for at least part of the year. But to me, corn-fed beef is just slightly wrong when compared to pasture-raised beef, like it's "dirty" somehow - which, besides flavor compounds, also refers to things like liver activity and overall oxidative stress levels afterwards.

 

 

tomatoes

Most tomatoes in America were bred for durability and are picked before they're ripe. Many Americans don't even know what good tomatoes taste like, which is like how many people living in cities have never seen the Milky Way.

Try a Purple Cherokee or Brandywine tomato sometime if you get the chance.

 




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